Marathon Viewing This Year's Holiday Movies: The Good, The Bad and The So-Bad-It's-Good.
‘Tis the season to slob out on the sofa and devour a packet of holiday pastries in front of a great film, a awful feature, or one that’s terrible yet terrific.
This year, a crop of new Christmas films hopes to be part of our holiday traditions—perhaps even finding a spot alongside enduring classics like Home Alone, Elf, Love Actually, and Die Hard (we won’t debate it).
Thus, in a vital public service to separate the winners from the losers, and to embrace the Christmas spirit, I marathoned as many recent Christmas films as possible in a single day.
7.17am - A Very Jonas Christmas Movie
Kicking off, optimistically, on a positive note. This release is the only 2025 entry on a popular review site's list of the top 100 festive features of all time.
The popular band are trapped in the UK after wrapping up their international trek and must get home for Christmas. Their attempts are hindered by an malevolent Father Christmas, who breaks into song to state they won’t get home until they “find their brotherly magic.”
The back-and-forth between the squabbling siblings is amusing even for the casual viewer, while followers will no doubt catch lots of references as they endeavor to get back using every mode of travel possible.
It’s private planes, trains and automobiles.
It’s not legendary, but is great for devotees and a positive start to the day.
Festive score: 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 for Jonas Brothers fans or 🎄🎄🎄 for their family members who are obliged to sit through it.
8.45am - Tinsel Town
Famous performer Kiefer Sutherland appears as a celebrity roped into a pantomime.
“A panto-what??” asks Sutherland’s “temperamental” and aging lead Brad Mack, who has fallen on hard times and whose representative has tricked him into thinking he’s appearing in renowned British drama.
His pantomime co-stars inform him he’s playing Buttons. “Oh no I’m not,” he insists angrily. It's easy to predict their reply. Unless you’re unfamiliar with traditional panto catchphrases.
There are some very funny lines, some heartwarming side stories, and the rest of the cast is cracking, too.
It’s the kind of movie that would be a bit cheesy at another season, but is a great entertainment at Christmas.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄🎄🎄
Mid-Morning: Christmas Karma
A familiar face shows up at the beginning of this film, too, delivering a signature line for the second consecutive movie. Is this a fresh holiday staple?
This time, he’s a crooning chauffeur who collects Mr Sood, the latest spin on Mr Scrooge from Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol.
Mr Sood is played by The Big Bang Theory’s Kunal Nayyar and Christmas Karma is directed by the director of Gurinder Chadha. The well-known tale unfolds as the miserly Mr Sood is confronted by the apparitions of Christmas yesterday, today, and tomorrow, played by Hugh Bonneville, Billy Porter, and Boy George.
This South Asian reinterpretation is at least different from all the others, but regrettably he’s not very charismatic and Nayyar’s performance is wooden—a major flaw when he’s so central to everything.
Festive score: 🎄🎄
Noon: A BBC Special
Before lunch for a major broadcaster's holiday special—which stars Guz Khan as a charmingly cantankerous character who “isn't big on Christmas.”
But after he receives an £8,000 Christmas bonus at work, his wife (portrayed by Morgana Robinson) persuades him blowing the money on a family trip to Lapland.
There’s just one snag—he discovers there was an error with his bonus, which should have been £800, and he has to figure out how to reimburse the difference.
Enjoyable but forgettable.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄
Early Afternoon: Champagne Problems
This is one of those holiday movies where the festive trappings are in the setting—Christmas is the environment of the film rather than its raison d’etre—but it feels warm and holiday-like all the same.
Driven corporate star Sydney (played by Minka Kelly) is sent to a vineyard to do a deal for a sparkling wine company. En route, she meets a man in a literary haven who offers to show her Christmas in Paris.
An expert recently stated this is the finest new Christmas film of the recent era. That’s a bit of a exaggeration, but it is a Christmas romance with a hint of sophistication and gives the obligatory warm and fuzzy feels.
The scene with a detailed conversation about Die Hard is particularly strong too.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄🎄
Mid-Afternoon: Finding Father Christmas
Sixteen-year-old Chris, played by Lenny Rush, holds onto his belief in Father Christmas, despite the efforts of his dad (played by James Buckley) to tell him otherwise.
The secret is somewhere, and Chris embarks on a quest to find it with the guidance of a panel of well-known scientists and personalities.
It’s low-key but charming, and good viewing while anticipating Santa to visit.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄🎄
A Star-Studded Family Drama
Michelle Pfeiffer is the mother of a bickering American family who come back together for the holidays—including other Oscar nominee Felicity Jones, Chloe Grace Moretz, Jason Schwartzman, and dad Denis Leary.
Pfeiffer starts by mentioning Christmas classics like National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, It’s A Wonderful Life and Home Alone, before saying: “They need to make a movie about the true heroes of the holidays—moms.”
So that’s the concept, but in reality it’s really a jumble of those forerunner films, at least until Pfeiffer’s character eventually finds her strength.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄
Formulaic Fun
The day’s waned in quality, but thankfully here’s a new entry in the saturated market of predictable, sentimental, cheesy—and utterly watchable—holiday fare.
It’s a story as well-worn: An American woman journeys to a far-off wintery locale and ends up discovering romance.
In this case, Caprice Bourret plays a publisher